Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict
by GomaGoblin January 20, 2022
Get the Mike Frewmug. by kstanton17 October 1, 2016
Get the mikedmug. Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
by #dirtymikeandtheboys June 8, 2020
Get the The dirty mikemug. Mike Gomez is the guy you reference as Mike Gomez - not Mike or just Gomez. Mike Gomez.. He typically has 5 or more kids, is great at everything he does, and doesn't care what others say or think. All Mike eats are chicken wings.
by mikegomez November 21, 2021
Get the Mike Gomezmug. A particularly definitive voice of firearm quality and function. Mike Mihalski has zero tolerance for “within tolerance” and frequently smoke checks uneducated fuckwits spreading the latest marketing STD’s from gun mags.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
Additionally, “Mike Mihalski” is considered a unit of measure relative to the amount of patience one may dedicate to internet fuckbois, clueless platform simps, and brand-loyal fanbois.
-“My Sgt and Lt both said AR’s are legos for grown men and they’re all basically the same.”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
-“Yeah, but Mike Mihalski said you’re sgt is a recreational cuck that couldn’t differentiate his dick from a bent firing pin.”
-“Mike Mihalski hurt my feelings in my own FB group and I’m such a steaming pile of bruised, man-batter-splashed labia that I ban and block anyone that mentions him or his company.”
-“Bro, I’m about to Mike Mihalski that man-gravy-slurping, fist mounting, cock pterodactyl of a dipass in AR15 Nation if he says “there’s only four forges” one more goddamned time!”
by Tangomcgee February 26, 2021
Get the Mike Mihalskimug. by ilove@mikekeating June 4, 2021
Get the @mike keatingmug. Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.
by poppy2212 February 18, 2020
Get the Miked Upmug.