jordan

its the word just another way to say it

lots of jordans outside stay inside

by jordan092617 April 4, 2021

Jordan

IM AM A GIRL NOT A BOY YOU STUPID “Jordan” DEFINITIONS

Girl: hey is that a Jordan?
Gorl: yeah
Girl: he kinda looks feminine but he-
Gorl: I’m goku now

by Don’tuseurrealname January 17, 2022

Jordan

ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L

Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans

by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019

Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.

is that my man jordan?

by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles

Jordan needs new ankles

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.

Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan

by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019

Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

by geno singh March 12, 2024