Jordan

Big peen

R kid Jordan has a massive peen

by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020

Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

by Mouth juice November 24, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.

Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes

by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019

Jordan Torres

the biggest gentleman ever. he’s the type of person to not leave you alone if he knows something is wrong. he never fails to make you smile. he truly is one of a kind and anyone that has the opportunity to get to know him is very lucky.

Jordan Torres is so nice to his girlfriend, treats her like a princess.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.

by bellasara November 24, 2021

Jordan

Kind, helpful, smart and forever generous. She loves reading and writing, and she unfortunately suffers from a never ending Netflix addiction. She's never judgmental and is always positive. There's so much more to say, but I'd need to write a whole book for that. I think everyone needs a friend, just like Jordan.

Q: Why is she so generous?
A: Because she's Jordan.

by sae.vibez November 24, 2021