by xirconia January 21, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...
Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023
Get the Pulled a Jordanmug. Jordan is the name of somebody with an irregularly large forehead who will simp as many girls as he can while completely dissing his mates. He is not somebody anybody would want to be mates with as he will chat shit about anybody and is a massive pussy licker while being up his own arse.
Mate 1: "I had a run in with the big simp today."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
Mate 2: "Bet that was Jordan, I really don't like him."
by JaxJamesonJames May 19, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt
by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
Get the Jordan Michaelmug. by fight_me or love_me December 18, 2016
Get the jordan burgermug.