When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
Get the Lame Jimmymug. An expression used by the elederly describing their prefrence to an angry man named Jimmy over an unpleasant Noun .
by Angriest Jimmy October 26, 2017
Get the Angry Jimmymug. Jimmy waller is a real traveling man lives in a wife beater with a stella in his hand and a greyhound in the other he is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning a caravan listening to Johnny cash smoking a durry
See Jimmy waller boh cleaning that caravan thats a serious fella and I can smell that durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
Get the Jimmy wallermug. when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
Get the Jimmy that Johnmug. When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.
When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.
When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.
Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!
by Sallycat July 6, 2023
Get the Jimmy Dean’dmug. they think they are the shit, and so does everyone else. Some one probably has a fan account on them on social media, just on how amazing they are
by Ash 123 May 28, 2019
Get the jimmymug. a bloke that drinks to much and has zero sense of style. Often seen bullying people for the memes. Actually a great bloke with hilarious jokes. AKA James
by that-g-dosh October 25, 2020
Get the Jimmymug.