Woods

A person who is soft

That guy is such a Woods!

by 4tner April 10, 2021

wade wood

frat ya

1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"

2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"

by dickleweed April 2, 2014

Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022

On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.

Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.

by bookofevans February 6, 2022

Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.

Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.

by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018

ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"

A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"

by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023