Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

rain hat

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat

I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat

by M8nime January 5, 2017

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

exploration hat

A condom that is used to have sex that is put on the dick

Hey guys did I bought a whole pack of exploration hats for all of us we are going to explore jinny faith and Jasmine's pussy Thursday night

by Street news kid!! December 15, 2015