spider rape

8 males defiling a single female

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club

by sergento May 15, 2007

Calculator Rape

The act of intentionally entering random numbers, letters, or symbols into one's calculator to take up space or make the calculator run out of memory. Works best with graphing calculators, as they have a big screen and letters. Words commonly used to rape calculators include "lol", "roflcopter", and "roflmao".

Paul: *Presses seemingly random numbers into a graphing calculator*

Patricia: Is he raping your calculator?

Clare: *reads calculator: "lolololololololololroflmaololomgwtfbbqlololllerskatelolololroflcopterlolol..."*

Clare: Unfortunately... This is the worst case of calculator rape yet.

by Valigro1021 December 13, 2010

rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

by jason 510 September 1, 2006

handshake rape

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011

Rape Face

When a grown man completely shave his mustache and beard off. Leaving a ruff patchy look afterwards. OR, when a man shaves off his mustache, he takes on the look of a predator (rapist)

-Dave came to work today with the rape face.

-Oh...wow just gonna walk in with the rape face

by full grown beard February 24, 2011

rape victim

1. unwilling penis-treatment recipient

2. someone who gets pwnt in a game so bad it feels like rape

dude, check that rape victim slapping himself for team dragging!

by happychap November 2, 2008

ear-rape

When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.

Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."

Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."

Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."

by laughatlisa May 11, 2009