Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.

Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.

by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025

Irish Food

Inspiration to find better places to eat.
Better known as the world's most okay-est food.

Hiorty: Anybody want some Corned Beef? Its quite great Irish Food.
Gerthrude: Heavens, I need an Italian chef...

by OreganoMeme January 25, 2025

Irish Napalm

When you’ve had one two many Guinness and pay the price the following morning

Oof I’ve just called in the Irish Napalm

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 23, 2026

Irish Rammer

The most aggressively Irish sex move ever conceived by a man who has already lost an argument with gravity. After approximately 9–14 pints of the black stuff, the lad decides the night needs one final, unforgivable flourish. He grabs the nearest spud (usually a decently-sized rooster potato he was saving for Sunday dinner), gives it a quick “God bless ya” kiss for luck, and — with the confidence only a blood-alcohol level in the triple digits can provide — attempts to full-send the entire potato straight into his partner’s ass in one heroic, poorly-aimed thrust.
No lube.
No warm-up.

“Mate I gave her the Irish Rammer. Proper job. She’s walkin’ like she’s got a full harvest festival in there. Potato came out clean though — legend says if you boil it three times it grants wishes.”

by WID0WMAKER84 February 6, 2026

Irish intervention

An Irish intervention is when a group of friends get together to tell one of the group they're not drinking enough an occasion on which a person with an addiction or other behavioural problem is confronted by a group of friends or family members in an attempt to persuade them to address the issue.

We had an Irish intervention for Ben he's just not getting through his 12 Guinness per night out.

by Purple headed raider February 19, 2026

Irish Handjob

To masturbate in a hotel room.

"How was the business trip?"

"It was GREAT! I got an Irish Handjob I will never forget."

by Fat-thah Jim March 4, 2026

Irish hello

When you show up unannounced both at a delightfully appropriate time and place, and things somehow work out despite every reason they shouldn't.

Man me and the boys were down south building houses, and we wanted to go to the strip club. It was 10am but we gave them the Irish hello. "This is a strip club, it's 10 in the morning. We're closed" "Well, we're here!" "Okay fine let me make a phone call".

by pizzaknockout March 16, 2026