hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

rain hat

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat

I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat

by M8nime January 5, 2017

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015