Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hat

The thing that goes on your head and makes you sweaty.

Bob put a hat on his head to hide his baldness.

by MicLearner January 10, 2022

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

White hat

A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.

Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!

by Zac Matt February 20, 2008

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

party hat

A Condom

It looks like you took your party hat off too soon; there was fluid on the sheets.

by JCA/Bremerton December 26, 2021

Hat

a thing that gos on ur freaking head it’s call an hat

ya should know what a hat is

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020