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things that americans use to kill people
American: What do I do for a living? I go to this guy and he pays me 40 bucks to kill people of his choice. He will pay me extra if I use a gun. He REALLY likes guns.
by A Gacha Girl December 29, 2022
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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Gun Game

The greatest new lawn game of all time. Played in a yard with bocce balls, obstacles, beers, and a bunch of bros. Based on what obstacle a player hits with the bocce ball, they must shotgun a beer on the spot. Also if a player scores an bocce into one of the nets, they can assign a beer shotgun to any player.
Bro 1: “How are we going to finish all these beers?” Bro 2: “How about a round of gun game? Bro 3: “Smart”
by Prawn God April 13, 2023
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Cum Gun

You have water gun that shoots cum
by Bigdudesonme April 19, 2023
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Gun trafficking

Organised criminal groups often rely on the availability of weapons to carry out their activities. . Trafficking occurs on a small scale, and the weapons trafficked are intended for either personal use or to meet specific orders.

Weapons trafficking is almost exclusively a supplementary rather than a primary source of income for the small number of organised criminal groups involved. Most groups enter the weapons-trafficking business through other criminal activity, which may offer contacts, knowledge of existing routes and infrastructure related to the smuggling of weapons.
by Ghosty Gun April 27, 2023
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Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice
Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!
by Dingis232 May 3, 2023
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Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
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