Ten Greasy lessons

How Mr. Krabs learnt to cook

How did Mr. Krabs learn how to cook?
He took Ten greasy lessons

by Jimmymcjimms January 23, 2026

Ancient Grease

Old stinky cum residue

My boyfriend's crotch had a lot of Ancient Grease. I might leave him.

by Fmksk February 11, 2026

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

ioan greasley

ginger cunt

ioan greasley is a ginger cunt
I saw the ginger cunt playing fortnut

by patch-190e January 30, 2025

Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Lemme Greasee

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"

b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "

by snailyw September 5, 2025