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National show the homies your cock day

Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!
by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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postponed show depression

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"
by Livingngaming March 13, 2020
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just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
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show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 25, 2022
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No show no speak

A quote meaning: “If you don’t want people to talk about something, then don’t show it off. Or in more technical terms, don’t have it easily visible at all.”

The quote teaches the lesson that unfortunately most people use visible first impressions to determine a person’s entire character. So only show off things you know will either go down well, or at the very least you can back up when criticism is thrown your way.
Person A: “Dude I keep getting picked on for apparently being a furry cause I have Sonic The Hedgehog as my profile picture

Person B: “Well, sorry bro, but unfortunately No show no speak, that’s just the way it is.”
by Teamorson July 20, 2025
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Show Show Show

What is said after surprising someone with a good deed.
*Hannah walks into the kitchen expecting to do dishes, but finds Ben has already done them*
Hannah: "Show show show!"
by KEWordsMan32 July 14, 2025
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