Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Stinky Jesus

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.

Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011

Jesus Can

a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.

Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.

by McCofferton III December 7, 2010

jesus padilla

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

by Your grandmom December 16, 2013