french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

french elmo

A general term referring to a sexual act that is not very common, unusual or bizarre.

"Hey bro, I'm gonna try to french elmo my girl next time"
"You gotta be more specific you mooseknuckle"

by Dr. Monk_ June 10, 2018

in the French

In the original format; in the original version; in the first edition; as it was originally intended to be

“Why is that word taken out?”

“I don’t know, it’s in the French.”

by Texan Talk June 21, 2024

French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

by Ben waah February 22, 2023

French Fries

The long, wiggly, soft, tasty poles that everyone eats. Fries are great. Just imagine eating out vigina... or for gay guys, sucking some dick. Its amazing.

French Fries for sucking...

by NucularKiller32 January 16, 2018

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024