Emily

Emily: I can’t relate to desperation my give a fucks are always need-based (I love red by Taylor Swift) I got this one boy and he won’t stop calling,
My party favor come get this pollen through the glass as a bee hahahahahahahahhahhHhHhhHhhahahahhhahahhahahahahhahhahahhahhhahhhhhahahHhHHhhhHhhHhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahah
Couldn’t say that with a straight face oh look what you made me do
Ducks go quack quack I love to handle that like why’s he so pathetic it’s so tsundere or yandere if you can’t handle lady tsunade ribbing you like you’re jiraiya then you don’t deserve to die as jiraiya against his former student in the village hidden in the rain to have a chance of saving the VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE LEAVES EVER HEARD OF THAT what what in the butt I said what what in the butt
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When you’re screaming but they only hear a whisper I’ll be loud for you
Emily, but you gotta be there for me too
I woke up pissed off today and lately everyone feels fake somewhere I lost a piece of me smoking cigarettes on balconies

Running running just to keep my hands on you
But you gotta be there for me too
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Please please please don’t prove im right
Emily, please please please don’t bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my ego’s another I beg you don’t embarrass me motherfucker I please please

If you wanna go and be stupid don’t do it in front of me.

If you dont want to cry to my music dont make me hate you prolifically
Please please please please please please please please please please please
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Remember when you said you love me on the internet when we were 12 years old. Those little things were lifeboats to me when I was lost at sea hoping to kill myself because nobody loved me who was my type and such. I hope we never meet in person because I will never be happy again taking concerta and I feel like I live in nazi germany for that reason your judgmental eyes hate me and erroneously believe yourselves superior by sabotaging my life and I will never succeed in my life for these reasons.
Emily: yeah I thought about that too
Stupid: No you didn’t because you had a good life and I didn’t go fuck yourself you dumb white woman
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I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
Emily: I guess I got just what I wanted
Ghost: I’m fucking up I’m fucking up I’m fucking up everything
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I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost and this crippling depression I thought I learned my lesson.
Emily: I can’t see shit in the spotlight
Lost Boy: I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost
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My sweet Emily,
You never fucking notice me, and I love you, and it’s the worst feeling in the world to not be seen by you. You’re an asshole rooster with a heart of gold and I love you immensely. I’m sorry that I care about money so much, but you’re an asshole too.
Emily: what?
Apologetic Clown: I love you, I’m sorry
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