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reckoning of days

Phrase used to promise great vengeance for a supposed wronging. Vaguely religious undertones, but not necessarily religious in nature (i.e secular-inspired violence is acceptable)
"That was the last Krispy Kreame, you bitch! There will be a Reckoning of Days! Swear to God!"
by Soren Barseaux October 7, 2006
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Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.
Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
by Bussyboi June 17, 2018
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Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.
Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."
by MrRipple May 4, 2014
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henry day

A cock sucking, sperm drinking son of a cunt. Likes boys and hits women. No one likes him and he has a tiny dick.
by BOBBYJOMMY December 10, 2016
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President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
by Confidante February 12, 2015
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Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.
Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009
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bOXing Day

It's bOXing Day!
by JuPitEer December 1, 2009
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