Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020

Go Blow Ya Dad

The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.

Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”

by Nolte123 June 23, 2023

Dads, Brads and Chads

Groups of men and boys who enjoy football a little too much and will blame anyone but the actual people responsible for their team losing and/or playing horrible.

Dads, Brads and Chads: The phrase was first coined by singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. "I have no awareness of if I’m being shown too much and pissing off a few dads, Brads, and Chads.”

by chloeiskween January 12, 2024

gay dad din

there is a simple definition of gay dad din, it is when a persons dad is gay

what is gay dad din, rob is so gay

by jamiesegal January 26, 2022

Dad

Fake Wookie and Papashark5810.

Papashark5810 is dad.

by MessiIsDad July 1, 2019

Dad

Where has dad go? Hmm? Where is milk?

My dad went to the store to get milk and cigarettes. He never cane back

by MyMomDoesntLoveMeLmao May 3, 2021