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Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
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Terrace dump

Taking a seated crap on the toilet but with the toilet seat up.

Named after the terraces at football grounds due to the lack of seating.
The toilet seat was cracked so I was forced to take a terrace dump.
by lunescape March 30, 2022
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sucker dump

Sucker dump is when your woman poops and the shit is left on the anus and you repeatedly punch her butthole until she bleeds with shit in her Ass
Man I gave jasmine a good sucker dump lastnight
by Fuckemoff April 23, 2018
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Fat Lady Dump Jar

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022
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Boot dump

When you take a shit and it smells so bad you vomit into the same toilet
I woke up hungover as hell and did a boot dump in the bathroom
by BootdumperInSalzburg December 22, 2020
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shit dumps

This shit duuumps!

That girls jaket is shit dumps!
by ceara, dezi and erin December 28, 2007
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depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?
by bondfirr May 12, 2021
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