Baseball 

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

Baseball by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

barSe fapper 

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like marm chuasai. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, buses(in)gapore is posting shit again. another case of the barSe fappers

barSe fapper by roguexposer2644e November 16, 2019

base game 

If someone is super basic and doesn’t have anything interesting about them

Her favourite band is arctic monkeys and she loves filas, she’s a bit base game

base game by Elmo joe November 21, 2019

Baseball Alley Oop 

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

Baseball Alley Oop by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

Barseväck

The ¨withdrawal¨ of the Barsebäck nuclear powerplant from existence (Sweden). Hopefully ¨withdrawing¨ Skåne County aswell.

We need to annihilate Barsebäck, Barseväck 2019!

Barseväck by Bröh December 6, 2019

baseball 

a sport full of white guys who wear chains on there necks and hate lacrosse for no reason. they claim lacrosse is gay but in reality neither sport is gay, both are just spring sports involving balls and hard shafts/sticks

person one: wanna go play some baseball?
person two: not really sorry, it’s kind of boring, i mean, really boring

baseball by all sports r kinda gay tbh December 8, 2019

Baseball 

Gay

Friend 1: Wanna play baseball?

Friend 2: Nah dawg
Friend 1: We can shove the bat up our ass
Friend 2: Hell yah I wanna play baseball

Baseball by TheWhiteNeigborNextDoor December 12, 2019