Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

Dome and a biscuit

Dome and a biscuit getting head while eating, best blowjob while eating a biscuit.

That female so good at dome and a biscuit.

by Domechick June 8, 2018

Wrinkle Biscuit

Elderly folk; sometimes shortened down to "wrinkle bisc".

"Tonight I am going to my wrinkle biscuit's house for milk and cookies."

by Wrinkle Biscuit January 11, 2015

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes

Look at them dirty ass biscuits!

by Josh1983 October 6, 2008

Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing

Hello biscuit

by Ewe botha April 22, 2019