The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 06, 2018
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 10, 2023
by David's Penis January 23, 2024
Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit
by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 23, 2021
Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm
Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.
by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019
An individual with little or no moral compass that’s takes advantage of anyone and everyone. Someone obnoxious with no filter who puts you down for no reason .
I helped Michael move today for 8 hours and all he did was complain about everyone he knows and never even thanked me . What a sick asshole
by Tommy karate November 18, 2021