adam hittl 

a boy everyone in school has a crush on.

girl did u see adam hittl??! hes so fucking hot!!

adam hittl by Notyouroppabae August 25, 2022

Adam Smash Job 

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

Adam Smash Job by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Adam Gallo 

Hands down the most poggers human to ever exist. He is very sweet and loving. But sadly has to walk around struggling to lug that fat, juicy, ludicrous dump truck around everywhere he walks. This struggle constantly weighs on his mind and he goes throughout the day. Nevertheless, he makes jokes and remains happy while simultaneously making everyone around him laugh, and is probably racist deep down.

"Oh my GOSH!"

"Is that ADAM GALLO"

"ARA ARA, I heard he has the most colossal Gluteus Maximus around town!"

"Oh my GOSH, It IS MASSIVE... I want it."

"You can't get him he doesn't want you but Gambare Gambare fr"

Adam Gallo by Probably Ichigo September 21, 2022

Adam Spayne

A rare breed of gorilla with 4X the natural strength, discovered in 2004 in the Fife area of Scotland. It is believed to be the only occurrence In present day.

Today we went to Halfords to look for a new bike, we saw the super rare Adam Spayne charging towards us with a ferocious look in his eyes.

Adam Spayne by Callumsb7 September 23, 2022

Adam Hayajneh 

My crush is the kindest hottest person

Have you seen Adam Hayajneh?

No, I haven't is he cute

No, he's Hot

Adam Hayajneh by secretadmirerofadamhayajneh October 2, 2022

Adam Lloyd-jones

Adam Lloyd-jones is the hottest dilf around, everyone loves and wants to get with him especially me.

Olivia: “Your dads so hot”
Rylee: “Kys”
Olivia: “I love Adam Lloyd-jones “

Adam Lloyd-jones by lowkey.ol.via October 5, 2022

Adam Strong 

adam strong? more like aDam StONG amright because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong because adam strong

adam? stromk<? i think so. wooooosh.
(urban dictionary doesnt like my defintion of adam strong which is mean)

Adam Strong by Girth God Gert the Realist October 12, 2022