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The great beat down of 2022

Biggest sporting clay event of 2022. Hosted by Scarborough Fish & Game, Conley & Hebert battled it out in a 100 round shootout. The sporting-clay field was proving challenging due to the blustery conditions and relatively new gun for Conley as Hebert excelled out of the gate and was off to an early lead. Miraculously, Conley managed to become a master with him shotgun and was soon an unstoppable force. Hebert stood mesmerized and in awe, as Conley made quick work of the remaining clays. Although most thought the match wouldn’t go beyond stand 5, Conley turned doubters into believers. This was certainly one for the ages and a loss that Hebert will think of daily.
Conley demolished Hebert in the great beat down of 2022 at Scarborough Fish & Game.
by DJ-Conley February 16, 2022
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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it
Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.
by pseudonysu August 22, 2021
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Ketsapios the great

A historical figure emperor of the world and one of the greatest leaders of all time
Ketsapios the great was such a great emperor i wonder what hes doing right now
by Yolos2345 August 26, 2021
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Its Gonna Be Great!

Something your boss says right after you get a shit task.
You have to go clean all the toilets! Its Gonna Be Great!
by Ccec August 28, 2021
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Great white delight

The sexual act of eating out a ginger girl on her period until you find and consume the blood clot from her vagina.
The other night I gave my red head girlfriend a great white delight.
by Jackhammer12732 June 4, 2021
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The Great Seal

Li Scare God <> The Great Seal
by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021
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