Anal snorkel

Anular breathing apparatus or flatulence releases valve. In southern communities know as a fart silencer

Hey Geoff jones I’m going to have a soak, throw me me my anal snorkel

by Stan3108 August 27, 2018

Anal etiquette

Anal etiquette is simply asking if the partner has a clean poop shoot. The last thing anybody wants when they go anal is dookie on their finger and or penis.

Hi as we agreed on anal tonight. How is everything looking? Is everything clear? Are we in there like swimwear? Or do we need to wait. That is the proper way to do anal etiquette. Nobody wants a surprise .

by LilKrazy6980 February 08, 2020

Anal Jelly

It's technically a better and weirder name for lube. Anal jelly.

Julie: Wtf is anal jelly?
Mark: It's slang for lube.

by HowAreWeHere??43 January 03, 2019

toe anal

When a man fucks a girl with his toe and/or toes that may or may not cause {diarrhea anal}

"man she really wanted toe anal last night"

by Toe anal June 12, 2018

anal glaucoma

A medical excuse for missing work.

I had a bad case of anal glaucoma this morning; I couldn't see my ass going into work today.

by time4mynap August 16, 2010

Anal on the 2nd

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.

Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.

by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 04, 2015