cock cup

Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.

Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

Bell Cup

A device used to insert the tip of your penis when an occurance of burning is experienced.

Real world example: A memeber of your family has placed a timer based airfreshener ontop of the toilet tank. During a 3am piss this goes off onto you exposed penis causing a sudden burning sensations. In an effort to stop such burning you use a cup filled with water to place the tip of your penis. Hence known as a bell cup.

by f33rf1y February 9, 2012

into my cups

To be inebriated

After sampling several Russian River pinots noirs at the wine tasting (including Flowers, Dutton, and William Sellyem) I was well into my cups and had to take a nap.

by hpyhikn April 23, 2012

Cup of Ham

The correct unit for measuring ham.

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"

Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."

by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

hot cup of nothing

You totally get nothing. Or your totally over looked

everyone gets taken out to lunch on thier birthday/ or gets cake for their birthday at the office. Wow Lisa, nice cake for your birthday from the office crew...I got a hot cup of nothing.

by MinnieCookie99 November 24, 2011

Stranger Flip Cup

A variation on flip cup where each player flips and drinks with his/her non-dominant hand.

get ready, next round we're playing stranger flip cup.

by colgate360 November 24, 2011

Whiteboard Tornado Cup

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.

Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?

Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.

by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011