evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

WEED

never give weed to an adhd kid.

I smoke weed every day.

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 3, 2021

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Thug weed

Weed so dank that when you smoke it you cannot do anything at all. The weed is so good, that you feel like you are smoking pot that Thugs in movies smoke

Bro, I need to write this paper but I smoked some real thug weed. I can't do shit!

by DaedronFTW December 5, 2014

weed

the way of curing ur pain and life for about 3 hours also known as in the hood "GAS","CANDY","THE BLUNT", "SWEET HEAVEN".

he smoked the weed till it was gone

by slimbodybitch October 6, 2019