jew-ish

When you feel like a jew, but aren't.

"I never claimed to be Jewish... my grandparents are Jewish, so I'm Jew-ish." - George Santos

by kristofferR December 3, 2023

Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews

Jew Jersey…

by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023

Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.

Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"

by ghostylikeposty December 12, 2023

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017

Jew-Lia

Nice Mad lad. Ginger lamo *dab*

Me: damn Jew-Lia
Jew-Lia: suh

by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019