cum gun

when you plug your dick and let go leading to a water gun like hose.

I cum guned all over

by the creator 420 May 07, 2024

Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.

"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."

by DIRTYHARRYBOX May 20, 2018

guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Giggly titty gun

A gun that has a Giggly tit that shoots breast milk

Johnny shot Gage with a Giggly titty gun in the face

by Faster81 April 03, 2020

daddy with gun

the seggcest bitch ever she could rail me i wish i were in da baf room with her i want to die bc she was railing me with her gun and it goes off on accident

daddy that is friend : daddy with gun is so seggce i cried

me: i want to get railed by daddy ;)

by seggce bitch December 23, 2020

blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018