by Q--Dark Darrenator:XMATTHEWLIN April 19, 2022
Get the Eminem Sucks Assmug. A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
Get the Ass hoistmug. by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
Get the im on my assmug. Stephan: u know what even though you spent 10 dollars on this game specifically to play it with me and even though i was the one who crashed my game im gonna leave therefore you will have just wasted 10 dollars for 30 minutes of enjoyment.
Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
by Azwall March 31, 2022
Get the ass ninimug. A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.
Requirements:
(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI
If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
by TheWalmartAssNiggaDefiner May 28, 2024
Get the Walmart Ass Niggamug. Mike: Ayo I like your ball.
Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.
Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.
Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
by kiwi_ December 1, 2022
Get the Assmug. by potato hed August 24, 2016
Get the scab assmug.