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Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
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im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.
“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible
by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
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ass nini

someone who is an absolute inconvenience to your misrable shit life/
Stephan: u know what even though you spent 10 dollars on this game specifically to play it with me and even though i was the one who crashed my game im gonna leave therefore you will have just wasted 10 dollars for 30 minutes of enjoyment.

Gary: Fuck you ass nini adopted ass piece of shit.
by Azwall March 31, 2022
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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
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Ass

Two balls you carry in you back.
Mike: Ayo I like your ball.

Lebron James: Thx i bought this NBA ball from Wish.

Mike: No Not your basket ball your ASS
by kiwi_ December 1, 2022
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scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it
I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back
by potato hed August 24, 2016
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