Chicken dick

A white man with a pink penis that looks like raw chicken

Oh my god you know that guy Tyler I hooked up with he totally had a chicken dick ahhh I was so freaked

by Enragedphosphorus January 21, 2022

its my dick

a stupid guy tryin to get sex

guy speaks through a microphone in his school

hey guys its my dick uh uh uh

by Gavingamerbro from fortnite October 30, 2020

National grab dick day

On the 28th of April is the day where all girls must grab at least 1 dick. Boisss u better watchhhh yo junkkkkk;)

Hey, can i grab ur dick?
Yeah sure
‘Grabs dick’
Why did you do that?

It’s national grab dick Day

by Lewis10012 April 26, 2019

Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Dick

Someone that’s an asshole

That guy is a damn dick man.

by CH1977 February 24, 2024

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023