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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.
Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick
by lityungin2 January 8, 2025
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Dab on that dick

When the male is laying on his back and the vulnerable female straddles him while repeatedly dabbing. This causes ejaculation.
Last night I had to dab on that dick real good homie
by Lumberjacking123 January 9, 2025
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National send a dick pick to your bro year.

2025 is a national year of Send your dick pic to your bro year. He can only ask you that 5 times this year. If you fail to send him the pic, then he can expose you.
National send a dick pick to your bro year.
by TheNationalAnonymous January 9, 2025
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Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.
My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”
by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025
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sucking dick

you suck a dick if you like it sucking dick
by roobing January 11, 2025
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Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.
Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin
by gymboy318 October 16, 2019
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