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Saggy Ass Syndrome

Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.
Ugh, these jeans don't fit. They're giving me Saggy Ass Syndrome.
by anonymous April 11, 2023
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ass

What an ass...
by sneakylauren09 February 25, 2019
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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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tall tree lookin ass

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."
by Littletyke May 19, 2017
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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Ass goblin

A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
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ass curling

When Mr arctic monkey fine instead of toe curling it's ass curling.
Damn this shits ass curling
by Mrs.Arctic Monkey February 24, 2023
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