dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

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Blister Dick

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

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Air Dicking

The subconscious act of sucking imaginary dicks while arguing a point

Did you see Trumps latest speech? He was totally air dicking the whole time!

by Pinky1255 March 21, 2024

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Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.

Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.

by Besser435 December 2, 2018

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Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy

"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"

by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022

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Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

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