Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.

Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.

by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025

This is my body

Something that Barack Hussein Obama junior says every second of the day

This is my body

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

MY GIRLFRIEND

You have no idea how hard you hit me—emotionally, not physically… except when your pink hair blinds me in the sun, you adorable neon menace.
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.

And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.

You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once

MADDIE- “MY GIRLFRIEND is really gorgeous”.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.

by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025

Zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book)

Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.

This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah

by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025

My identity

I am not lying about it you are stealing it. 'You're not better than everyone.' That is what you are doing. And then you are DENYING ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE.

Hym "I'm not going to let you steal my identity. They might be willing to because of the things I said no matter what you all agree to say it's nothing more than a set up. You are perfectly capable of understanding how pseudonyms work. The person saying it does not know me well enough to make an arbitration on the matter. I'm not sharing. I'm not negotiating."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

Poppin My Pussy

The act of a female Indian virgin going to visit her all-white-male-roster at a frat house, then partying getting deflowered all night, but waking up with a sore bum the next morning about it, then joking about it with her podcast co-host, then playing the victim about it on the all-simp panel of Flagrant.

"I was poppin my pussy and living my best life in these white boy frat houses."

by Jizzleen December 3, 2025