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pussy ass bitch

if you search hard enough you may come across a pussy ass bitch named kyla. could be hard because she never comes out of her house when she says she “big”. but i guarantee if you do come across a pussy ass bitch, you would knock it straight to the floor.
you know that girl kyla? she’s a pussy ass bitch.
by badassbitch11111111111 May 6, 2021
mugGet the pussy ass bitchmug.

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.
Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!
by Billy1298 January 9, 2024
mugGet the Ass Nutsmug.

ass crack of egypt

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
mugGet the ass crack of egyptmug.

Ass-tray

An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.
Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.
by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019
mugGet the Ass-traymug.

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
by Yummy penis September 30, 2019
mugGet the Slap ass daymug.

ass

by thatonguy4683 December 8, 2021
mugGet the assmug.

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