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your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
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Pussy Ass Bitch Disorder

Someone who frequently talks to the ex girlfriend or boyfriend
That Dude still talks to his ex, he must have pussy ass bitch disorder.
by CODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYY August 3, 2022
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ass

I have an ass at my farm!
by AshtyBoi September 25, 2021
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.
by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
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You’re ass ate it

When an object is Under your ass ,

Dude 1: bro where’s my phone ?

Dude 2: dude you’re ass ate it
by RamseyTheGreat November 15, 2019
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I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016
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bro ass tendency

When a guy exhibits nice qualities, but still retains bro-esque tendencies.
Alex is a nice guy, but he a bro ass tendency and I am fed up with his shit
by Froogly March 31, 2015
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