Next Big Meme Face

The “Next Big Meme Face” refers to a highly exaggerated or humorous facial expression from an animated cartoon, often capturing a character’s extreme emotion or reaction in a visually distinctive way. Originally Defined by the famous “rantsona” creator LS Mark, these faces are designed to stand out, quickly becoming widely shared and reinterpreted as memes due to their relatability and over-the-top nature.

LS MARK: It doesn't serve any purpose and is done just for the sake of it, in hopes it might become ""The Next Big Meme Face"

by AwesomeSauceEric January 22, 2025

Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say

“Sit on face baby” I can’t add mine cuz

“ok…”

“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love

by Lilhitler January 24, 2025

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.

Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!

by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025

Anus Rectum Face

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.

camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here

by GOD DAMMITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT February 7, 2025

Hard Problem of Fact

The dilemma that facts are not raw, uninterpreted bits of the world, but are always "theory-laden." What counts as a fact depends on the conceptual framework you're using. A fact is a statement about the world that we agree is incontrovertible within a given paradigm. The hard problem is that when paradigms shift (e.g., from Newtonian to Einsteinian physics), old facts can become false or meaningless. This means facts are not eternal building blocks of knowledge, but temporary settlements in an ongoing negotiation between observation and interpretation.

Example: For centuries, "The Sun revolves around the Earth" was a brute fact, confirmed by daily observation. The shift to heliocentrism didn't change the raw data (the sun's motion in the sky), it changed the interpretive framework. The "fact" became "The Earth rotates, creating the illusion of solar motion." The hard problem: There is no neutral observation language. What you call a fact reveals your theoretical commitments. A fact is like a piece in a puzzle—it only has a definite shape and place relative to the picture you're trying to build. Hard Problem of Fact.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

Trauma from Facebook

The uniquely generational whiplash of watching a once-cool college network devolve into a digital family reunion hall, marketplace, propaganda engine, and memory prison. The trauma is multifaceted: the horror of old, cringe posts resurfacing via "Memories," the stress of navigating political rants from relatives, the paranoia of its omnipotent ad targeting, and the sadness of seeing it become a ghost town for your peers, populated only by ads and aunt-level memes. It's the platform that refuses to let you or your past die, forcing you to constantly confront a younger, dumber version of yourself.

Example: "His Facebook 'On This Day' feature is a personalized trauma engine. Every morning, it serves him a political take from 2010, a bad haircut from 2014, and a photo of an ex. He stays on only to manage the community group for his apartment building, which is just people arguing about parking." Trauma from Facebook

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Theory of Constructed Facts

The idea that even raw facts are not simply discovered, but are shaped by the theories, tools, and questions that produce them. A fact is a carefully carved slice of reality, and the carving tools are our interests, technologies, and linguistic categories. The fact "the patient has a fever of 102°F" is constructed by the concept of "fever," the Fahrenheit scale, and the reliability of the thermometer. Change any of those, and you get a different fact. Facts are theory-laden.

Example: "The archaeologist explained the Theory of Constructed Facts: 'We say we 'found' a ceremonial dagger. But that fact was constructed the moment we decided to call it a 'dagger' and not 'scrap metal,' and 'ceremonial' instead of 'utilitarian.' The dirt gave us an object; we gave it a story that became a fact in our textbook.'"

by Dumu The Void January 30, 2026