Dick

You don’t have one

No dick looken ass

by Masterlolik November 4, 2019

Not destroy dick december

it’s literally not destroy dick december. thats fake

“destroy dick december is fake”
“yeah! it’s Not destroy dick december”

by kittykat<33! November 29, 2021

Dick

The dick smells like bad weed

If you don’t wash your dick it won’t grow

by Mr.stinkydick September 12, 2021

dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.

Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."

by PikeTU February 16, 2018

Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Dick

What your best friend is

Dude my best friend is such a dick sometimes

by Rose42069 December 27, 2019

dick trace

When a guy sends you a pic of his dick but in boxers and him holding it.

Yo Justin's dick trace got me tight last night !

by anon b January 6, 2016