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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."
You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.
by 456654456654 December 23, 2012
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ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.
Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.
by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018
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fat ass

girls names who have a fat ass are , briana, sarah, jessica, liana, and ariana
omg she has such a fat ass
by HIIIIIIILOVE December 6, 2021
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Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this
That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now
by the funny one January 27, 2022
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Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole
by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022
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Dip-ass

Things that piece of shit Rick says whenever his liver is messed up.
Morty: Why don't we just use your portal gun?
Rick: It's in the car, dip-ass!
by PurpleandRed November 7, 2021
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