A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
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Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
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John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
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