Day One-ing

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020

modern day minecraft content

a word for something a bit sus
eg: porn

Mom "what are you watching kiddo"
kid "modern day minecraft content"

by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

..............

She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

Resistance Day.

On December 20th there is a day known as "Fur-day" which you have to do furry-related things with a furry friend of yours.
In Resistance Day, you are able to beat up any furry that you see without their consent.

Anybody that takes part in Resistance Day won't have to take part in Fur-day or Anti-Anti-Fur Day too, or any other negative things.

Tim: "Oh hey Bob, it's Resistance Day."
Bob: "RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR."

Furry: "uwu >w< it's fur-day I wanna make you a furson-"
Bob: "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

by The Real REAL REAL Obama December 19, 2020

Punch boob day

Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.

Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*

by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021