dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Down Dick

Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick

Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today

by friedicecream83 November 9, 2020

cowerdly dick

when you're such a pussy that you cant approach women men or yourself and your dick retreats inside of you

hooker: what happened to your dick!!!
guy: i dont know!

friend: he has a cowerdly dick!!

by titty dick sprinkles November 25, 2023

Grab a dick day

October 16 grabbing dicks

Grab a dick day guys be care full cover you oooo

by Dhogdjss October 15, 2019

Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality

Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck

by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018

dick

my dad.

kaelyn’s dad is a dick

by weinasniffer July 5, 2022

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018