fuck simple

long distance relationship that you make amazing even with the lack of touch, you are soul mates, when you do become on one its FUCK SIMPLE!!

greg let's on amazing life away from each other and when we are together fuck simple :)

mary

by jupiterMary January 17, 2023

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Sucker Fucked

When you go over to someone's house for a date, with the intentions of possibly having sex with them, but they "roofied" you because they are too insecure & impatient to wait for your approval. #suckerfucked

I was excited about my dinner date with him. I even packed all the necessities to have a safe sexy time with him, if things went well, after the dinner he had invited me over for. However, I realized I had been "sucker fucked" when I woke up naked in his bedroom, tangled in my bra which had been torn in half, six hours after the glass of champagne he served me in his kitchen.

by PleasureAddict January 31, 2019

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National Fuck Off Week

A Holiday that is about people needing to leave that person the Fuck Alone in general and it only happens in one month one week only!

Guy 1: Yo how's it going?
Guy 2: Wtf yo why you bothering me?
Guy1: dude I just came to check on you-
Guy2: it's national Fuck Off Week!
Guy1: Omg I forgot about that my Apologies...
Guy2: Hmph...

by anonymous April 21, 2021

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