Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

valentine's day

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

by A name nobody has used February 07, 2017

Valentine's Day

The day of ULTIMATE rejection

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(

by Midday August 28, 2021

valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

by friendly neighborhood italian February 08, 2020

national bro day

national bro day is a day we’re you spend time with your bro it’s usually on the 30th of october. you have got to spend it with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend boy or girl

yo bro guess what
what
it’s national bro day

by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019

national bro day

national bro day is the day you spend with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend they will be so amazed on how cool you are and you will be amazed how cool they are you are bestfriends 4 life. they can be a boy or girl

that’s my bro..

‘guess what?’
‘what’
‘it’s national bro day’

by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019