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Bonk ass

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.
by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020
mugGet the Bonk assmug.

Ass

Bruh your outfit is ass
by AngElDmoNe April 13, 2023
mugGet the Assmug.

Ass

Why the fuck are you searching my ass??? You fucking perv!!!
I still don’t know WHY THE FUCK YOU SEARCHED UP ASS YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!
by Royal bean October 28, 2020
mugGet the Assmug.

Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023
mugGet the Chinese Horse Ass Gamesmug.

Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
mugGet the Take yo ass to church.mug.

Ass don’t tell

When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…
Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!

Well, you know ass don’t tell.
by INCYCShow March 24, 2022
mugGet the Ass don’t tellmug.

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