Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023

A Merrick ass

An ass that has just been penatrated with a forign object usually a finger which is then put in the owner of the asses mouth.

When we get home from Spain im taking your butt to a Merrick ass.

by Dman0101 October 14, 2021

Dead ass

A slang of two words combined together. Usually describing how serious a person is about a certain topic.

Jebron lames: "I'm dead ass better than you."
Jichael Mordan: "Nigga you're just an idol to the new generation, I'm clearly the greatest of all time."

by Doap March 2, 2023

Fuck ass

Some being beyond retarded

Don't be a fuck ass man

by Exquisite smith January 17, 2017

Out-Assed

When one is comparing asses and the other has a bigger ass

"She out-assed you, hers is bigger"

by Patata Picante December 11, 2016

Union Ass Bath

When an individual proceeds to wash their dirty ass in the sink expecting no one to notice the poop stain leading to the drain, only to be walked in upon whilst performing the action.

I so thought I was in the clear but then was caught taking a union ass bath!

by NW_Boarder April 5, 2025

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020