“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
Get the Early bird sucks the dick mug.(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"
(iii) Your penis
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"
(iii) Your penis
(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!
(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!
(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore
by opusticmanitia June 11, 2021
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by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016
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"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
by MayraDiver June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug.Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
by Sixx420 April 2, 2021
Get the Dick Biscuit mug.When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
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