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fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
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Going to get my colours

Going to get my colours is the term which means to retire from a classroom to go to the toilet, most likely for a poo.
guys im going to get my colours
by t-paintony November 3, 2010
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my ball

Alex: aye bro you know her?

You: yea that’s my ball
by Jugg1n May 27, 2025
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My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.
"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."
by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021
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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse
I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose
by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023
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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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